111 Questions

An Essay By Damaris Ann // 9/30/2014

I saw that a fellow APer did this, and I thought that since I'm new, this might be a good way for y'all to get to know me a little better.
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111 Questions
1)Are you really ready for 111 questions?
Umm, I don't know, I hope I am.
2) Where are you taking this test at?
At my dad's computer.
3) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Never been in a relationship.
4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?
My grandmother, just a half-hour ago.
5) Do you regret it?
No way!
6) Have you ever been depressed?
Yep!
7) Are you a boy or girl?
Girl.
8) Do you have a job?
Yes. A professional hugger, and a full-time stay-at-home-daughter.
9) What is your relationship status?
Uh, no relationship, not looking for a relationship til someone asks me to marry them and I say "yes".
10) How do you want to die?
Like a Christian with a strong faith.
11) What did you last eat?
Umm, I don't know what it was 'cause I didn't use a recipe, but it was whole-wheat flour, molasses, sea salt, almond milk, baking powder, vanilla, and coconut oil.
12) Played any sports?
Yes! Volley-ball, Soccer, Ultimate Frisbee, and Badminton.
13) Do you bite your nails?
Every once in a while.
14) When was your last physical fight?
I tackled my brother...does that count?
15) Do you have an attitude?
Uh, what kind of an attitude are we talking about here? I get a little bit moody sometimes, if that's what you mean.
16) Do you like someone?
I like lots of people!
17) What is your real name?
Damaris Ann plus a last name, but I would rather not reveal that to everybody here. =)
18) What is the background of your computer screen?
A picture of my pregnant older sister.
19) Are you doing anything in particular right now?
Yeah, answering a bunch of dumb, random, and useless questions. Duh.
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Nope! God doesn't want us to hate people, we're supposed to love everybody. I am not perfect, so there are a few people that I don't particularly enjoy being around.
21) Do you miss someone?
Yeah, I miss all my out-of-state relatives and friends.
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl. Definitely twirl.
23) Do you tan or burn in the sun?
I most definitely tan, rarely ever burn.
24) Have any pets?
Two dogs, two cats, and two dozen chickens. Ok, the chickens aren't pets.
25) How exactly are you feeling?
Uh, fine, I guess. Slightly bored.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yeah...what kind of a question is that???
27) Ever hurt someone when you were just kidding around?
I hope not...
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
Don't have any, by the grace of God. I don't date.
29) Are you afraid of spiders?
Not afraid of 'em, but I hate 'em.
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Of course. Everybody makes mistakes. We just have to acknowledge our mistakes, and move on. I trust in God for today, tomorrow, AND yesterday.
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Prolly some Ultimate Frisbee friday night, and that's it.
33) Do you want to have kids?
Yes! As many as God will give me.
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
Yep! My brother Michael (when I was a baby, he would never let me do it now)
35) Do you type fast?
Not very, prolly middling.
36) Do you have piercings?
Nope.
37) Want any more?
Nope.
38) Can you spell well?
Fairly so.
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yeah. A horse named Turner.
40) What are you craving right now?
Home made vanilla ice cream.
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
I wouldn't call them parties, more like gatherings.
42) Have you ever been to jail?
Uh, no. But if I ever am, I hope it's 'cause I stood up for the truth, not because I broke the law.
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes!
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
Yep! My daddy!
45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
No, not unless a glass decoration counts.
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
No, like I said, I don't date.
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
I have made a FRIEND cry. And no, I'm not proud of that.
48) What time is it currently?
6:39pm
49) Do you reread texts on your phone?
Depends on who the text is from.
50) What should you be doing?
Akwardly bouncing up and down for ten minutes on my nordic track.
51) What’s irritating you right now?
All these rediculas questions about relationships.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Nope.
53) Does somebody love you?
Yeah, God does.
54) What is your favorite color?
Red.
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yep! Lots of times. Hasn't everybody?
57) Do you have trust issues?
I don't think so.
58) You are over half way done with this. Are you sure you want to continue?
No, not really. I may quit at any time.
59) Do you have any siblings?
Two brothers, two sisters, and a brother-in-law.
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Yes.
61) Do you live with anyone?
Uh, yeah. Four of my sibblings, my parents, and my grandmother.
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you still?
Another stupid relationship question? I refuse to answer any more of these!
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My mom.
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
No.
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive, but even that is hard to do sometimes, and I do a lot of praying when I've been offended.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
Yes! Most definely!
67) What was your child hood nickname?
Chickadee.
68) Craziest thing you've ever done?
Tell my friend I would diet with her, and then eat a bite of frozen pizza in front of her three days later.
69) What is your motto in life?
Trust God.
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes. I believe that God has a purpose and plan for everything.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Told all of my family that I loved them.
72) Do you have a best friend?
Yep!
73) What is bothering you?
All the stupid relationship questions.
74) Have you ever been out of your country?
No.
75) Do you play the Wii?
I have once, like three years ago.
76) Are you listening to music right now?
Yes "Meet in the Middle"
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Yeah!
78) Favorite person?
Amy (and of course my family, but outside of my family, Amy).
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
No.
81) Are you mean?
I don't think so, just don't as my little brother. :)
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Not for long.
83) What was the last song you listened to?
Meet in the Middle, by Justin Rivers
84) Do you believe in true love?
Yes, read John 3:16
85) What are you currently wearing?
Blue jeans with a knee length red, black, and white jumper, with a grey tee-shirt.
86) What do you wear to bed?
Pajamas ;)
87) What is the weather like right now?
pleasant. Not hot, but not cool either.
88) Do you like the outside?
Yes!
89) Are you currently bored?
Not exactly.
90) Do you wanna get married?
Yes, if that is God's will for me.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
An old lady in a store called me baby once, and I didn't particularly like it.
92) Are you hungry?
Yes, I'm about to eat dinner.
93) Have you ever kissed someone?
Yeah, my parents.
94) What makes you happy?
Knowing that God is in control gives me joy, and having true joy and peace makes it easier to be happy.
95) Would you change your name?
No, I'm content with the one I have, but if you had asked me a year ago I would have answered differently.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
No.
98) Do you watch the news?
No.
99) What’ s your zodiac sign?
Don't know and don't care.
100) Do you like Subway?
Yep!
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
No, I love kissing my mom.
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Here's another stupid question that I refuse to answer. *angry face*
103) Do you like talking to your friends?
Yeah, duh.
104) What do you plan to do with the rest of your day?
Eat dinner, wash dishes and go to bed. Maybe write some poetry.
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Yeah.
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yeah, a couple.
107) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
My big brother.
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Another stupid question...
109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
My mom.
110) Favorite lyrics right now?
"I start walking your way, and you start walking mine, we'll meet in the middle 'neath that old Georgia pine. We'll gain alot of ground, 'cause we both give a little, ain't no road too long, when we meet in the middle." From Meet in the Middle by Justin Rivers.
111) Can you count to one million?
Maybe, but it would take me like a week.
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And that's it!

Comments

This really made me laugh! It

This really made me laugh! It actually does matter to me if 108) smokes. I think I'm going to do this. Probably not on here, though. I love ultimate frisbee!! Whenever we go to the park and there's a group of us, we always play that. And the last time I cried in front of other people? Two days ago at a church meeting.

Oh, and whoever came up with the first 111 Questions (I think it was Flying Past Clouds) - I don't think I commented on yours, but just wanted to say that I read it too...a long time ago.

Lucy Anne | Wed, 10/08/2014

"It is not the length of life, but the depth of life." Ralph Waldo Emerson

Glad it made you laugh! I

Glad it made you laugh! I didn't actually mean to oost this yet, I guess that I forgot and put it up. And yeah, Flying Past Clouds did it first.
God bless you!

Damaris Ann | Wed, 10/08/2014

"The lines and verses are only the outward garments of the poem and are no more really it than your ruffles and flounces are YOU. The real poem is the soul within them . . . and that beautiful bit is the soul of an unwritten poem. It is not every day one

Haha, this is cute :) I'm

Haha, this is cute :) I'm with Megan--NO SMOKING. It's gross.

Erin | Wed, 10/08/2014

"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond

Hahaha!! You are so funny!

Hahaha!! You are so funny! "An old lady at the grocery store called me that once, and I didn't particularly like it". Thanks for sharing this! :) Now I want to do this! Ugh, but all the relationship questions are ridiculous. :P Anyway, welcome to Apricot Pie, if I haven't said that already!

Madeline | Wed, 10/08/2014

everything was better when/you would call and I'd be like/yeah babe, no way

Thanks, guys! Yeah, I agree

Thanks, guys! Yeah, I agree with Megan and Erin: No smoking!!! Not only is it gross, it's also really unhealthy.
And thanks, HomeschoolGirl! I actually wouldn't mind if my betrothed/husband calls me "baby", but not ANYBODY else. =)
I did get quite irritated at all the relationship questions (you could probably tell).
Thanks all of you for commenting! I LOVE comments! =)
God bless y'all!

Damaris Ann | Wed, 10/08/2014

"The lines and verses are only the outward garments of the poem and are no more really it than your ruffles and flounces are YOU. The real poem is the soul within them . . . and that beautiful bit is the soul of an unwritten poem. It is not every day one

Ohmyword! Homeschoolgirl and

Ohmyword! Homeschoolgirl and Damaris: Maddie, your comment on what you said to Damaris about the old lady in the grocery store - JUST peaked my memory!! This actually happened to ME a couple years ago, and I was totally like, "????" It wasn't even an old lady, it was an old man at the cashier!! I was SO embarrassed. This is SO funny. I'm sorry; I just had to share this.

Lucy Anne | Wed, 10/08/2014

"It is not the length of life, but the depth of life." Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oh, wow! That's so funny!

Oh, wow! That's so funny! I've never had that happen to me before but now that I'm aware of it I bet it'll come soon. :P Thanks for sharing!

Madeline | Wed, 10/08/2014

everything was better when/you would call and I'd be like/yeah babe, no way

Wow Megan, that is funny. And

Wow Megan, that is funny. And on the same note I hate it when waitresses (old and young) call me "honey" and "darlin'". Ugh! It's awkward. Those names are what I want my husband to call me, not some random lady at a store or restaurant.
You guys all make me smile. I already feel like I know y'all. Btw HomeschoolGirl, would you mind if I call you Homey?

Damaris Ann | Thu, 10/09/2014

"The lines and verses are only the outward garments of the poem and are no more really it than your ruffles and flounces are YOU. The real poem is the soul within them . . . and that beautiful bit is the soul of an unwritten poem. It is not every day one

Not at all! That's fine! :)

Not at all! That's fine! :) They all gave me that nickname a long time ago. Before long, you'll probably have one too, if you want it! :D You're very sweet! I really hope you're enjoying your time on this site! I know when I found it, I felt this giant relief that I had somewhere online where I could share my writing and know the people reading it were all kind and willing to be helpful. :) It was also REALLY exciting to get comments. Still is!

Madeline | Thu, 10/09/2014

everything was better when/you would call and I'd be like/yeah babe, no way

Thanks, Homey! :) I would

Thanks, Homey! :) I would love a nickname. :D
And yeah, that's exactly how I feel about this site and the people on it.
Y'all are all so great!

Damaris Ann | Thu, 10/09/2014

"The lines and verses are only the outward garments of the poem and are no more really it than your ruffles and flounces are YOU. The real poem is the soul within them . . . and that beautiful bit is the soul of an unwritten poem. It is not every day one

Just to contribute to the

Just to contribute to the conversation...
Since I am a female cashier at a hardware store in which many of the costumers happen to be men in their 50s and 60s, I have been called everything from "baby, sweetheart, girlie, honey" to "darling, beautiful, sweetcheeks, and babycakes". I'm used to it. Haha.

Erin | Thu, 10/09/2014

"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond

It would take me a while to

It would take me a while to get used to that. :) But that's cute. :)

Damaris Ann | Thu, 10/09/2014

"The lines and verses are only the outward garments of the poem and are no more really it than your ruffles and flounces are YOU. The real poem is the soul within them . . . and that beautiful bit is the soul of an unwritten poem. It is not every day one

Not always. A lot of them are

Not always. A lot of them are creeps trying to hit on me hahaha. Comes with the territory I guess. ;)

Erin | Thu, 10/09/2014

"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond

Right, that's not cute. :0

Right, that's not cute. :0 Not fun to have older guys do that (hit on you), or young ones for that matter. At least, for me, that is. =)

Damaris Ann | Thu, 10/09/2014

"The lines and verses are only the outward garments of the poem and are no more really it than your ruffles and flounces are YOU. The real poem is the soul within them . . . and that beautiful bit is the soul of an unwritten poem. It is not every day one

:)

Made me laugh, you funny girl.
At this very moment, (I actually have a few hours free this weekend, phew) I'm writing my own :)
A nickname for you, haha! I can't think of one exactly, but it will come with time.
As for getting called things like that, I look a lot older than I am...so, most people unless they are way old or have that personality, I don't get called it. It's mostly me that does the calling, actually. "Sweetie, honey, darlin', beautiful..." I dunno, at work it's easier to call all the little kids that, even if I can't remember their names, lol! But I also do it to girls my age...I don't think they mind. Much. Nah, I think that sounds worse then what it is. Anyways, enough commenting for me.

Maddi | Fri, 10/10/2014

Goodbye? Oh no, please. Can’t we just go back to page one and start all over again?” – Winnie The Pooh

Thanks, Maddi! I loved your

Thanks, Maddi! I loved your comment. :)
Yeah, I look pretty old for my age (At least to most people), so I very rarely get called any of those sweet talk names. Except for when I'm joking around with some girlfriends.
I can't wait to read yours! And I'll be waiting to see what nickname y'all come up with for me. :p

Damaris Ann | Fri, 10/10/2014

"The lines and verses are only the outward garments of the poem and are no more really it than your ruffles and flounces are YOU. The real poem is the soul within them . . . and that beautiful bit is the soul of an unwritten poem. It is not every day one

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