The REAL Fountain of Youth: Our Product Has Women Everywhere Saying "Wow!" and "Hallelujah!"
Do you dread the inevitable onset of lines and wrinkles? Are you helplessly bemoaning the fading luster in your youthful skin? Do you look at your deflated, once-toned triceps and wonder why you can’t seem to return them to their youthful tightness? Are you tired after too many beauty treatments have failed you? Are you economically and emotionally bankrupt after trying cream after cream that promised - and failed - to restore youthful glow and beauty to your hair and skin?
Look no further! Our beauty team has researched and tested all possible methods of youth restored, from scientific formulas to ancient traditions, all across the globe. They have tirelessly searched so that you no longer have to. And now, we have found it. The secret. The REAL Fountain of Youth. We can tell you without a doubt that all your beauty-chasing, youth-restoring days are over. All you need is this one little trick.
“For the LORD takes pleasure in His people; He will beautify the meek with salvation.” - Psalm 149:4
Wait - are you surprised? Taken aback that our treatment comes from, of all things, The Holy Bible? Well, ladies, so were we. We had been paying too much attention to those verses that declare “Charm is deceitful and beauty fleeting” (Proverbs 31:30) and compare pretty, indiscrete girls to ring-nosed pigs (Proverbs 11:22). After extensive research, however, we found that this same Bible speaks of “unfading beauty,” and strength and youth renewed every single day. Don’t believe us? See for yourself.
“Your adornment . . . should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God’s sight.” – 1 Peter 3:3-4
“Praise the LORD, my soul, and forget not all his benefits – who satisfies your years with good things, so that your youth is renewed like eagles.” – Psalm 103:2,5
“But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.” – Isaiah 40:31
These verses - and more! - unlock the key to all the beauty you could ever ask for. We’re talking an imperishable kind - a kind that never fades! Isn’t that kind of beauty at least worth a shot? And don't worry, while comparing your youthfulness to birds may be odd and outdated in this day and age, our researchers assure you: two thousand years ago, such a comparison was very flattering. For those of you girls who keep the “Strong is Beautiful” mantra by faithfully sticking to the gym (after the rest of us have given up on those New Year’s resolutions), how could you not love a little Isaiah 40:31 sprinkled into your life?
Obtaining this incredible promise of strength, youth, and beauty is easy! Just follow our three simple steps.
1. Accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior. God will then beautify you with salvation. (Psalm 149:4)
2. Focus on your relationship with God. Get that “good works” look by chasing after such virtues as meekness, humility, gentleness, and self-control, and don’t forget to praise God along the way. And remember: prayer is your secret weapon here, since Jesus (your personal Savior) has told us: “your Father in heaven [will] give the Holy Spirit to those who ask him!” (Luke 11:13b) (Oh, did we forget to mention? The Holy Spirit is needed to truly accomplish the goals listed here.)
3. Finally, wait on the LORD. It’s ok to wait on Him; He saved you, remember? When you wait on the LORD, you are inviting Him to give you the strength you need for the day. After all, if His mercies are new every morning (Lamentations 3:23), you can be sure that you’ll feel strong, vibrant and refreshed at the beginning of each day. I. e. you'll be starting your mornings off by feeling beautiful.
That may seem like a lot to take in, so we’ve condensed this method down for your convenience. It’s as easy as A, B, C!
Accept Jesus as your Savior. (Romans 10:9)
Beautify yourself with good works. (1 Timothy 2:9-10)
Cast your cares upon the Lord, for He cares for you. (1 Peter 5:7)
If you can master your ABC’s, you are well on your way to become a beautiful woman – better yet, you will become a woman who possesses imperishable beauty, a woman with strength and youth renewed every morning. As an added bonus, you may end up getting the same praise that the Beloved of old received – she used this method, and her man praised her for having beauty free from any kind of blemish (Song of Solomon 4:7).
Well – you’re welcome! Enjoy watching all your beauty problems slip away. Join the scores of women gushing:
“Better than I ever hoped for!”
“Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!”
*Disclaimer: Participants in our study consistently reported finding youth, strength and beauty that was “not originally the kind I was looking for, but oh-so-much better.”
Side effects may include love, joy, peace, patience, and a decreased desire to constantly look like a Greek goddess.