Truth or Dare: Homeschool Style
Written by yours truly, and the amazing Kassady!!!
Want to play a rousing game of truth or dare that's homeschooler friendly? The automated games out there today are either too boring, irrelevant, or filled with romance. Blah! (We're having none of that, nope. We're gonna be old spinsters before it's over). Anywho...Kassady and I have come up with a brilliant game. HOMESCHOOL truth or dare! Can you believe it? So, sit back, and get ready to play with your friends. It'll challenge you in a wholesome, organic, totally appropriate way. (Not).
Note: These are all purely for fun. Some of them can be done, and others, if you have good judgment, are just for fun and should not be attempted at all.
Dare: This isn't gonna be easy. In fact, it may just be the hardest thing you'll ever do. But it's time to face your fears. Go outside, walk up to somebody, say hello, and ACTUALLY LOOK THEM IN THE EYE. I know, I know. Then run for your life, because stranger-danger is important to be aware of. Lets just hope you don't get kidnapped and/or scarred for life in the process. -Homey
Truth: Have you ever locked your brother/sister in the closet, once? Just once... common, tell the truth! Not even a little closet with no lock? I mean... I guess then it wouldn't be “locking” them in per say, but I guess sitting in front of the door screaming “FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAND!” could be considered locking. -Kassady
Dare: Kiss a boy/girl, depending on who you are. Haha, kidding. Maybe. No, really, I am. Were you scared there for a sec? I bet you were. I bet you felt like crying/dying/sighing or...blushing. Though it doesn't have quite the same ring to it once you add blushing. But really, this dare of all dares dares you to...um...write: I LOVE DORA on a piece of paper, and go tape it on a gullible family member's back. But not a four year old baby brother, because it wouldn't be as funny. Let's say an annoying teenage brother. You know how it works. Go in for the hug...he'll be so dumfounded at your show of affection, he won't even feel it when you slap that baby on to his back. And it'll be a great conversation-starter. -Homey
Truth: Now let's be honest, have you ever talked... don, don, don to a real life public-schooler face to face? I know it sounds ghastly... even though you might have a public-schooled friend...but they don't count. I mean like the public-schooler you scorn frequently, the ones that are totally engrossed in their texting in hoodies and baggy pants. -Kassady
Truth: Let's get it all out on the table and be real. There isn't any room for keeping secrets. It is time to be real. Which I already said. (By now, you're probably scared out of your mind. Oh my goodness, is she going to make me talk about the time I accidentally watched The Bachelor? It was an accident, I swear! I didn't mean anything by it and I totally disagreed with the morals). If you don't know what the Bachelor is, good for you. If you do, I feel quite sorry for you. But I've never really watched it, so I can't say I know what it is, either. Just like, when a guy picks who he's going to marry from, like, ten or so girls. Ack! Off, track, off track. But anyway, what's one thing you've rebelled against? Come on, there has to be a time when you weren't perfect. Wait...you're homeschooled, so you probably are, but never the matter! Be open, be honest, be truthful. It's time to get that guilt off your chest! Did you steal a candy bar from a sibling? Shoplift a free book from a rummage sage? I mean, it was free, but it still weighed on your conscience. You didn't even think to ask! Or did you read the first page of Twilight even though you weren't really supposed to. (I mean, you learned your lesson. My goodness that was boring!) BUT anyways, there must be something. Spill! And sorry for rambling. -Homey
Dare: I dare you to....ugh... um...TEXT! Ha, got you there, didn't I? No really... pick up your mom's phone and text a few text-talk lines...abandon grammar and spelling errors, though it's painful, a dare is a dare! -Kassady
Kassady's Exit-Intro Type of Thing
So, now that we've scared you half to death, and maybe all the way to death, it's your turn. I dare you to play Truth or Dare Homeschool style. Let us know if you really do any of the dares/truths :P