Natty Goes to the Shrink

Fiction By Keri // 3/18/2009

Scene: A psychiatrist’s office. A boy looks oddly out of place in his torn, tattered clothing that looks out-of-this-world (but not in an alien way, a fantasy story kind of way)lays on the weird looking couch that is always in these places. The Psychiatrist looks up from scribbling on clipboard.

Psychiatrist: Now Nathaniel, would please tell me about your problem?

Scene: A psychiatrist’s office. A boy looks oddly out of place in his torn, tattered clothing that looks out-of-this-world (but not in an alien way, a fantasy story kind of way)lays on the weird looking couch that is always in these places. The Psychiatrist looks up from scribbling on clipboard.

Psychiatrist: Now Nathaniel, would please tell me about your problem?

Nathaniel: I can’t remember.

Psychiatrist: Ah so it’s a case of short-term memory loss?

Nathaniel: No, I meant that I’ve lost all my memory. I can remember impressions such as, I knew I liked my sister and I haven’t forgotten how to spell, but I didn’t know who my sister was until I was told.

Psychiatrist: Interesting, *Scribbles furiously* and how do you feel about that?

Nathaniel: Super annoyed

Psychiatrist: Really? How is that?

Nathaniel: Because, I how do I know that what people tell me is true? And besides, how would you fell if you lost your memory?

Psychiatrist: I’m a psychiatrist

Nathaniel: You’re a sick what?

Psychiatrist: No, a psychiatrist. I spend all day trying to get people to ramble on and on about themselves and am not aloud to talk about myself. I mostly not even aloud to talk unless it is to ask a question. If I had a mentally disturbed cancer patient, I couldn’t tell about my fight and victory over cancer to encourage said person. If an obsessed gardener came in, I wouldn’t be able to use analogies from my gardening life to guide him back to reality. If I had amnesiac, I could tell them that I forgot everything for a short time and then one day I was boxing and the chandelier where I was boxing came off the ceiling and hit me square on the head and helped me to recover my lost memory. And that’s why I will not answer your question on how I would feel if I lost my memory.

Nathaniel: Goodbye.

Psychiatrist: Where are you going?

Nathaniel: I think I’ll go boxing! THE END

Comments

That is FUNNY! Very, very

That is FUNNY! Very, very funny, Keri.
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"My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?"--Westley

Kendra | Fri, 03/20/2009

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Thanks! I was bored and I

Thanks! I was bored and I didn't really want to surf the web or work on COD so I wrote a thingy that had little to do with it. I think I may have been a little delerious with exaustion. Or I was just being my strange self... Whatever it was I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)

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I personally predict that the world will come crashing to a halt if you don't forward this to 50 Gazillion people by noon tomorow!!
-me (in parody of a chain e-mail)

Keri | Sat, 03/21/2009

This is funny! I don't much

This is funny! I don't much like psychiatrists, to be honest, but I love this. Great job!

"The meek tyrannosaurus, victim of an innocent misunderstanding, tears like heck across the prehistoric valley." - Calvin and Hobbes

Bridget | Wed, 03/25/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

Me neither. But their humans

Me neither. But their humans I guess. Just don't ask me to pur out MY soul to some stranger
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I personally predict that the world will come crashing to a halt if you don't forward this to 50 Gazillion people by noon tomorow!!
-me (in parody of a chain e-mail)

Keri | Fri, 03/27/2009

I didn't realized until just

I didn't realized until just now that this was Natty from Child of Darkness. Silly me!

"True love is the greatest thing in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe." - Miracle Max, from The Princess Bride

Bridget | Thu, 06/11/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

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