The Great Pie Search

A Poem By Keri // 2/24/2009

I wanted to eat apple pie
The lack of it caused me to cry
I searched an I searched
And my heart gave a lurch
I wished I could find some of mine

The Baker’s son soon stole a pie
Not for you but for I
He flew through the vale
Until the crust had turned stale
For naught did he worthlessly fly

I ran into old Mother Hubbard
I asked her to look in her cupboard
Unfortunately
There was none there for me
So I walked off to ask of my brother

My Brother did have a piece
He had given it to his young niece
For she had had nothing
But a small bit of pudding
And face had been all over grease

I finally tired of this thing
I went to go ask of he king
For he would know
Where I could go
Or he would ask of the queen

“My dear,” said the king with a sigh,
“I just ate our last apple pie.
But if you travel to the far city
And ask o their pity
I’m sure they’ll happily comply.”

I went and I travel quite far
I knocked on the far city’s door
They let me come in
I was greeted with grins
And I asked for my stomach’s desire

“My dear,” said the mayor of the town,
“I see we have some laying around.”
He had his son York
Fetch me a fork
And I ate pie with a crust of perfect brown

Comments

Now I want some pie... :)

Now I want some pie... :) Haha! Your poem was really funny!! Good job!

Teal | Wed, 02/25/2009

Apple pie!!!!! Oh, this was

Apple pie!!!!! Oh, this was so good, Keri. Like Teal said, now I want some PIE:):):)
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Ariel | Wed, 02/25/2009

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"To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No great and enduring volume can ever be written on the flea, though many there be that have tried it." -- Herman Melville

Thankee

Thanks! Actualy, right now I want pumkin pie. Maybe I'll go ask the king where I can find some. If he doesn't know, the queen will. ;)
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Keri | Wed, 02/25/2009

hehehe. I like pie. =]

hehehe. I like pie. =]

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Emily | Sun, 03/01/2009

Ummmmmmmm, Apple pie!

Now you've got me drooling! Meanie :P

Hannah | Mon, 03/16/2009

WEll sorry! I didn't mean

WEll sorry! I didn't mean to! ;) I just wrote this at around eleveon o'clock at night because I was in a lymerick mood. The first verse came and then the rest did too.
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I personally predict that the world will come crashing to a halt if you don't forward this to 50 Gazillion people by noon tomorow!!
-me (in parody of a chain e-mail)

Keri | Wed, 03/18/2009

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