Three Short (And Strange) Poems on Science

A Poem By LoriAnn // 4/9/2010

 

Paramecium
A paramece—
A pair of what?
A paramece—a paramece
A paramecium!
What’s an um? What’s a mece?
What’s a pair of what?
A paramece—a paramece
A parameci—
Never mind.
 
 
The Phylum Sarcodina
The Phylum Sarcodina
Is a meana
I do meana—
A meanie, mean amoeba
Is the Phylum Sarcodina
 
 
The Euglena
The Euglena
Has no spleen-a
Unlike my dog,
Whose name is Prina—
Well, her name is
Princess Prina
(But we call her Prina)
She has a spleen-a
Unlike the poor
Euglena.

Comments

Haha, these made me smile :-)

Haha, these made me smile :-)

Erin | Fri, 04/09/2010

"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond

:)

Haha!!!! Great job on these! It's really funny to me, because I was just studying these things in science! So, I'm glad that you posted them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kendra | Fri, 04/09/2010

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"Are you sure this water is sanitary? It looks questionable to me! But what about bacteria?"--Tantor the elephant from Tarzan.

Haha

I am so glad I am done with high school science. These poems still made me laugh, though.

Julie | Sat, 04/10/2010

Formerly Kestrel

Clever.

Write some more like that.

James | Mon, 04/12/2010

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"The idea that we should approach science without a philosophy is itself a philosophy... and a bad one, because it is self-refuting." -- Dr. Jason Lisle

:0) So glad I'm done with

:0) So glad I'm done with high school science...that just about killed me an I promptly forgot everything about it. Hence I have no idea what you're talking about, but it still made me smile!

Heather | Mon, 04/12/2010

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And now our hearts will beat in time/You say I am yours and you are mine...
Michelle Tumes, "There Goes My Love"

Thank you, A. A. Milne. :)

Thank you, A. A. Milne. :)

Anna | Mon, 04/12/2010

I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right. --The Book Thief

Hmm. I was unaware of this

Hmm. I was unaware of this Prina dog, is there something you're hiding? Love the poems LoriAnn, very funny :)

Kay J Fields | Thu, 04/15/2010

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rhyme

a bit of forced rhyme

cool poems on the whole 

 

Anonymous | Wed, 09/01/2010

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