The Doohinkles Plan a Vacation

Fiction By Tori // 2/24/2009

Story #3 with the help of my sister...

MR DOOHINKLE:Where shall we go on vacation?

MRS DOOHINKLE:Who knows. Maybe we can go to Ouagadougou. I love that place.

MR DOOHINKLE:Ever been there?

MRS DOOHINKLE:No, of course not. Who wants to go there?

MR DOOHINKLE:Maybe it is inhabited with rare jumping hyenas.

MRS DOOHINKLE:I've always wanted to see a purple pancake. Can we?

MR DOOHINKLE:Well if you can find them. I personally want to find the smallest stuffed duck in London.

MRS DOOHINKLE:Oh dear, here comes Fred. I wonder what crazy ideas he will come up with today.

MR DOOHINKLE:Like yesterday, he wanted to take the bus to school.

MRS DOOHINKLE:How very odd.

MR DOOHINKLE:Only sensible people ride the bus.

MRS DOOHINKLE:Anyway, I...

MR DOOHINKLE:WAIT!!!

MRS DOOHINKLE:What now?

MR DOOHINKLE:I know where we are vacationing to.

FRED: Are we vacationing?

MRS DOOHINKLE: Keep up with the times, sweetie. Of course we are. Your father has even promised to take us iceburg shopping.

MR DOOHINKLE:Yes, well. We are vacationing to...

FRED: France, France, France...

MR DOOHINKLE:OUR BACKYARD!!!!

MRS DOOHINKLE: Splendid! Never been that far away in our lives!

FRED: Yeah woohoo.

MRS DOOHINKLE: Honey, be happy for your father. He finally has his head on straight.

FRED: Does he? I never noticed.

MR DOOHINKLE: Of course I do. That's how I know that everyone should be afraid of spoons.

MRS DOOHINKLE: Lets go on a vacation! Honey, should I dye my hair for the event?

The End

Comments

lol, hillarious as ever! I

lol, hillarious as ever! I like Fred. :P

Sarah | Tue, 02/24/2009

"Sometimes even to live is courage."
-Seneca

Blogging away!
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Poor Fred. Normal in a

Poor Fred. Normal in a family of crazies... Sounds fun! This makes me laughy
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Keri | Tue, 02/24/2009

I know people

I know people who are rather like the Doohinkles when they want to be.. :D
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In this sinful world there is no such thing as "peace" unless someone strong enough is willing to protect and defend it. -Norm Bomer, God's World News

Anna | Tue, 02/24/2009

I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right. --The Book Thief

haha

haha you mean like me? jk anyway my sister was home sick today so she persuaded me to let Fred talk...

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"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein

"Preach the Gospel. Use words if nesscesary." Anonymous

"Jesus is like Tide. He washes away what others leave behind." Anonymous

Tori | Tue, 02/24/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

Haha! I can't wait to read

Haha! I can't wait to read what the Dookinkles do next! :) Swim the English Channel? Enter the Olympics in javelin-throwing? Fly a jet to Tubulu?

I wouldn't be surprised... ;)

Teal | Wed, 02/25/2009

?

where is tubulu?????????????????
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"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein

"Preach the Gospel. Use words if nesscesary." Anonymous

"Jesus is like Tide. He washes away what others leave behind." Anonymous

Tori | Wed, 02/25/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

That's pretty much my life!

Yes, I'm the only sane person in a family of crazies! lol just kidding.

Hannah | Wed, 02/25/2009

I am the only crazy person

I am the only crazy person in a family of sanities, and believe me, it's a lot worse than the other way around. Nice job again, Tori.

"Life is a series of idiots all trying to be more profound than the last idiot. And in a moment someone will come along and try to say something more profound than what I have just said." - unknown, to me anyway.

Bridget | Mon, 05/11/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

Yes.,..

I, alas, must agree with bridget!

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"Such a strange child." my sister, in referance to me.

Tori | Mon, 05/11/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

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