Tass -Pt. 31

Fiction By Tahlia Grant // 2/8/2011

We interrupt this story to bring you an urgent update about the author.

The motion lights flickered on outside, illuminating a figure with a pitchfork. Soon, it was revealed that she was not alone in her protest.

Leaving the family to answer the front door, Tahlia slipped on her coat, picked up her backpack, and went downstairs. She opened the door right next to her bed, stepping out, hoping desperately that she wouldn't be seen. Just as she was about to make her escape into the nearby woods, she was spotted.

She started running. Jumping over branches, dodging vines, avoiding fallen trees -she didn't dare turn on her flashlight.

Tahlia stopped behind a large tree and dropped her backpack, trying to catch her breath.

Maybe they'll pass me and I can head out the other way -

A flashlight in her eyes cut off her thoughts.

Oh great.

"Tass. Is. Coming. Back."

"Why? You've got Tace. Tass is happy where he's at -"

"Oh you and your head! Bring him back!"

"Tass had to be replaced sometime -"

"I've got kerosene. And a small army. And we're willing to attack you with a pitchfork and a rooster. Bring him back."

And now we take you back to the story.

Comments

Watch ouuutttt........And

Watch ouuutttt........And besides, Tass cannot be replaced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have chickens--I can train them to do things, you know........

E | Tue, 02/15/2011

"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond

Tahlia, that was priceless. 

Tahlia, that was priceless.  You are priceless.  Now, listen to your readers and bring him back.

Bridget | Tue, 02/15/2011

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

*laughing hysterically*

THAT WAS SOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!

I second that! It was priceless! And so are you! So don't make us do any of that! We need you alive! *glaring at computer, hoping you get the message*

Mwahahahahahaha!

Kassady | Tue, 02/15/2011

"Here's looking at you, Kid"
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Write On!

How do you come up with this

How do you come up with this stuff? Nobody would guess by looking at you that you are an author. How do you run fast anyway?

Arya Animarus | Tue, 02/15/2011

Oh for the times when I felt invincible.

How do I come up with this

How do I come up with this stuff? Ask my imagination. I really have no clue. How do I run fast? With practice. I've been doing that. X)

Tahlia Grant | Tue, 02/15/2011

 I LOVE THIS!!!! but...just

 I LOVE THIS!!!! but...just remember...It's alllllll truuueeee. O_o

Tayme | Sat, 02/19/2011

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