An interview with Arzallie.
An interview with Arzallie…
Me: So, Arzallie, you were how old? Five when this all happened, right?
Ary: Actually I prefer to be called, Ary, and yes I was five.
Me: Ary, can you describe what happened that morning in minimum detail? So we don’t give any thing away to the reader.
Ary: Well I remember it clearly enough. I had been playing out side with my dog-
Me: minimum detail pleas!
Ary: I am giving “minimum” detail you…
Me: AH, ah, ah no cussing! I know how much you like to use that dirty little mouth of yours!
Ary: (heavy sigh) I watched a man die!
Me: Oh! How offal! And you where only five?
Ary: that’s what I said!
Me: Were you aware of, who, this man was?
Ary: no, not at the time. It tuck me a wile to piece it all together, but, being the cunning thief I am (dramatic pos) I figured it out!
Me: let’s talk about your life of crime. What drove you to become a thief, exactly?
Ary: what do you think cause I have no idea! (Voice is dripping with sarcasm)
Me: Well it might have had something to do with your horrific childhood?
Ary: do you really think so! (Sarcasm.)
(A little later…)
Me: What about some of your friends that you’ve met on this… life changing gurney? What were they like?
Ary: Well… there really isn’t much to say that would give anything away… but I’ll try. Maybe if you pick just one of them, then I can tell you more with out ruining the whole thing?
Me: Well let me think… what about Paigoe? He sounds interesting let’s talk about him.
Ary: he’s my dog… not much more then that. A good companion and loyal too, but why would you ask me about my dog?
Me: well considering what you and Paigoe have been through I figured it would be a good character to talk about.
Ary: well yeah but he’s a dog a good one. Even if he is stupid...
Me: Ok… Well what about, Bell, is she someone you can talk about?
Ary: Ahh, Bell, the biggest dipstick in the history of dipsticks. She’s my best friend you know.
Me: Of course! (Nods wisely.)
Ary: Well she has been my best friend since I was seven years old.
Ever since the death of that man, I had a lot of trouble getting along with other people so none would sit with me or talk to me, for many reasons more often it was they’re parents told them to stay away from me. Most of them thought that I was possessed.
Me: (GASP) really. They thought that.
Ary: yes. But among all of these people, Bell was the only one who seemed to wont to be my friend.
She was the one who would sit with me when none ells would and the only kid who would play with me… Yah, she’s still a dipstick though.
Me: Okay, what about another friend… um … Sheekae, let’s talk about him. What was your first impression when you met Sheekae?
Ary: You know what, he mite give away too much about the story! (Anxiety?)
Ary: Just ‘cause.
Me: Okay. Well sorry but we’re all out of time for today.
Me: yes. Go away.
Please check out the (possibly) up coming book… Um… I have no idea… O_o?