A buch of random poems that were a lot of fun to write

A Poem By The Brit // 12/11/2008

A question of Birds

Why do birds fly?
Is it to be off the ground or in the sky?
Do they want to be in the air?
Or do they have feathers 'cause God ran out of hair?
I guess it’s just because they can,
And so it has been since life began.

Turtles

Turtles are funny things.
They don’t have fins, they don’t have wings.
They just have legs with a shell to match
And nails with which to latch.
I sometimes wonder why it is,
He carries around that shell of his.

A grounded Fish

I once knew fish
Who had a wish
To be with the birds in the air
But, try as he might
He could not take flight
He could not get up there.
Now, an old grey sage
Who was wizened by age
Told the fish, that he just couldn’t fly
But he still tried at flight
Through day and though night
Saying, “ I’ll try, and I’ll try, and I’ll try.”

Note: In the first poem, the fifth line was supposed to be part of the fourth line, but because of technical difficulties (and a limited knowledge of the computer) it has become the fifth line.

Comments

These are all really good

These are all really good and funny. They remind me of Dr. Seus.
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Keri | Fri, 12/12/2008

Kool!!!

O these are so great!the first one is my favorite, it looks like its supposed to be the way it is!!!

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"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein

"If dance were easy, they would call it footbal!"

Tori | Fri, 12/12/2008

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

Okay, people. The line fixed

Okay, people. The line fixed itself and is fine now. "Hair" used to be all by its onesy, but all is well now.

"I beleive, that the gods feast on chocolate and cheese." me

The Brit | Fri, 12/12/2008

I like!!!

I just love these. They made me laugh:):)

"I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else." --Audrey Hepburn (Charade)

Ariel | Fri, 12/12/2008

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"To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No great and enduring volume can ever be written on the flea, though many there be that have tried it." -- Herman Melville

I like!!!

I just love these. They made me laugh:):)

"I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else." --Audrey Hepburn (Charade)

Ariel | Fri, 12/12/2008

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"To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No great and enduring volume can ever be written on the flea, though many there be that have tried it." -- Herman Melville

These are cute.

These are cute. :)
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"I've got a jar of dirt!" -Jack Sparrow

Clare Marie | Fri, 12/12/2008

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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins [The Lord of the Rings]

Yuppers!

They are super cute!
and Awsome!

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"Thank you for letting us stay here wile we ponder our parents terrible fates."
SpyKids

Hannah | Fri, 12/12/2008

!!!

I love these! Especially the first one.

"Every recording studio needs a rubber chicken." -Joe Jonas

"My red hair gives me superpowers!"-some person's t-shirt

Erin | Mon, 12/15/2008

"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond

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These are really funny! I

These are really funny! I started giggling as soon as I started reading them! I especially like "A grounded Fish".

"The meek tyrannosaurus, victim of an innocent misunderstanding, tears like heck across the prehistoric valley." - Calvin and Hobbes

Bridget | Sat, 03/28/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

Ha! Funny. I especially like

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"Here are the beauties which pierce like swords or burn like cold iron." C.S.Lewis

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