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My Mime

A poem by Christine J | 8/26/2008

Fierce anger consumes my mind
as I think of the time you abused my mime.
How could you treat him like an animal
when he's a harmless actor in this cruel, cruel world?

You tripped him and then you stole his black beret.
You dowsed his shirt in red Kool-Aid.
I'll never forgive you for what you did at that time.
When you thought it'd be funny to hurt my mime.

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Quotes Every Author Should Know

An essay by Heather | 7/5/2008

God wove a web of loveliness
Of clouds and stars and birds
But made not anything at all
So beautiful as words
~Anna Hempstead Branch

We are all pencils in the hand of God
~Mother Teresa

God’s teeming creation that frustrates and delights me…far exceeds anything I could make up
~Janie B. Cheaney

Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice
~Cyril Connoly

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My Family

A poem by Velocity | 5/9/2008

P.S. my families great! :)

Something funny I wrote up its probly really wierd. but who cares :)

A busy family…
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Caleb’s whining, Colten's drumming,
Sarah’s typing, I’m doing something…
Mom’s stressed; dad’s trying to rest…
In the middle of this big mess
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Dishes piling, mess is bad.
Movie’s done, we’re going to bed.

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Tell me if this makes sense for the name of my storry or not. It's called "Smashing!"

Fiction by JarJarTheSith | 1/5/2008

During the middle of a fine rich dinner in London.

Music is softly playing in the background and two older couple are eating a fine dinner.

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The Pocket-Knife Calamity

An essay by Edith | 8/13/2007

Note: Based on a true story.

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The Modern World

A poem by Edith | 6/26/2007

Sometimes I like to take a peak at “Behind the Scenes”
Grab the remote and some popcorn and sit myself down
But usually I end up getting very disappointed…
And sit there for a while just staring with a frown.
I find out my favorite character is a thick-headed loser
The gal he falls in love with is really a brunette –
The director of this grand movie is just a lazy snoozer

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From Mesmairda to Ofailia, Letter the First

Fiction by Tamerah | 6/24/2007

Dearest Ofailia,

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"Don't Drink It!"

Fiction by Edith | 6/24/2007

There is one thing I have learned throughout my life, and that is, do not leave a cup full of any liquid out in the open for more than five seconds when a bunch of friends are around you. You see, there could be trouble, and that there was. This, my friend, is coming from personal experience. Take my advice.

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[Insert Title Here]

A poem by Edith | 6/24/2007

Well hi! It’s me, your awesome and good ol’ pal
Wait… you don’t even know me… well introduce myself, I shall!
My name is Whatsit, and I dunno what to write,
But I am good at playing marbles, and flying a kite.

If ye ever need help now an’ then, writin’ a poem
Just gimme a call at 180-LOST – that’s my number at home.

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My Family of Pyros

A poem by Sarah H | 6/1/2007

Fire, fire, everywhere!
On the ground and in the air!
They insist they aren't crazy 'bout fire;
But then I call them, liar, liar!

Josh, then Jon are first on the scale,
Then Hannah, little "Miss Skinny
as a Rail."
Steve is the next Pyro under this roof;
I sure like my big stepdad goof.

Beth is not real insane 'bout fire;
But mostly, you doan wanna raise her ire.

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