The Bellhickeys

Fiction By Tori // 2/20/2009

So I was reading The Brit's essay about randomness (She wrote it in November, you should look at it, it's very good) Anyway this idea came to me out of the blue, so I hope you like it.

MRS DOOHINKLE: So, honey, what are you going to do today?

MR DOOHINKLE: What? Oh, yeah. I might go ice fishing for a whale in the Sahara Desert.

MRS DOOHINKLE: Have fun. Meanwhile I will stay home and teach Dooey the family trade.

MR DOOHINKLE:Which is...

MRS DOOHINKLE:Cheesecake dancing.

MR DOOHINKLE: Ah I see. Where is Looey?

MRS DOOHINKLE: With his little friends. They are going to the foot of the tallest mountain to have a Pickle Picnic.

MR DOOHINKLE: Good for him.

MRS DOOHINKLE:Yes, he will grow up to be a fine young hippo surgeon.

MR DOOHINKLE:I'VE GOT IT!!!

MRS DOOHINKLE:Got what? Don't tell me you got another one of those free-for-10-dollars postage stamps. They are so annoying!

MR DOOHINKLE: No, I did not, unforunately. I know where we are moving to.

MRS DOOHINKLE:Are we moving?

MR DOOHINKLE: Yes, I am tired of this old house.

MRS DOOHINKLE:We moved here yesterday.

MR DOOHINKLE:Exactly my point. I am thinking of going South.

MRS DOOHINKLE:To the Bahamas?

MR DOOHINKLE:Nah, I was thinking more of the northern tip of Greenland.

MRS DOOHINKLE:Honey? Do you think I should dye my hair blue or yellow?

MR DOOHINKLE:Blue is always a safe option. But anyway, I wonder why chocolate tastes all chocolatey. You know?

MRS DOOHINKLE:It tastes chocolatey? It must be a mistake. They get so careless at the mushroom factories.

MR DOOHINKLE:Yes, well, normal people cannot be trusted in some things.

MRS DOOHINKLE:Like signatures. Everyone knows that paper is just too valuable for signing!

MR DOOHINKLE:Quite right, my dear. Anyway, I must go find a two-foot neon fish hook for my expedition.

MRS DOOHINKLE: Good Luck, dear.

The End

Comments

Wow.

Wow. It was a big dose of good randomness! I thought it was funny how they just say everything sort of casually, and it's really pretty strange...
** ** ** ** ** **
"Go thou ahead. Droppeth thine soccer ball like thunder from the heavens upon his head beneath thee."
--Meryl Lee

Hannah W. | Fri, 02/20/2009

This was funny. And not one

This was funny. And not one of them was even mildly disturbed at what the other had to throw at them. lol
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
I personally predict that the world will come crashing to a halt if you don't forward this to 50 Gazillion people by noon tomorow!!
-me (in parody of a chain e-mail)

Keri | Sat, 02/21/2009

no of course not. My

no of course not. My favorite line was 'blue is always a safe option.' I don't know why, I guess because most people don't think blue is exactly a safe hair color option :)

*************************************************
"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein

"Preach the Gospel. Use words if nesscesary." Anonymous

"Jesus is like Tide. He washes away what others leave behind." Anonymous

Tori | Sat, 02/21/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

Title

By the way I just realized that the title is wrong, its supposed to be the Doohinkles but it was first going to be the Bellhickeys but i chnged it-sorry!
*************************************************
"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein

"Preach the Gospel. Use words if nesscesary." Anonymous

"Jesus is like Tide. He washes away what others leave behind." Anonymous

Tori | Sat, 02/21/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

WOW!!!! That was

WOW!!!! That was hilarious!!!!! Hurray for randomness:)
"A fine young surgeon"--makes me laugh!!!! LOL
------------------------------------------------
"Pretty soon people are going to come to look at it. And some of those people will be... realtors!"--Klaus Baudelaire

Ariel | Sat, 02/21/2009

*****************************************
"To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No great and enduring volume can ever be written on the flea, though many there be that have tried it." -- Herman Melville

Hahahaha! That was soooo

Hahahaha! That was soooo funny! :D My favorite part was either the blue hair or: "Nah, I was thinking more of the northern tip of Greenland." Lol!!! That was really good! Great job!

Teal | Sat, 02/21/2009

thx

Thanks. I love being random! I was thinking the southern tip, but movin south to the northern tip would be funnier ;)
*************************************************
"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein

"Preach the Gospel. Use words if nesscesary." Anonymous

"Jesus is like Tide. He washes away what others leave behind." Anonymous

Tori | Sat, 02/21/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

Mm Hm....well..uh..how shall

Mm Hm....well..uh..how shall I put this?......RANDOM! You know, randomness is an important part of life; we have to have something random to say, to make everthing else not random. Hurrah for ye random spirit! Favorite part "ice fishing".

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early; he arrives presicely when he means to." Gandalf

The Brit | Sat, 02/21/2009

ha, lol! That made me laugh

ha, lol! That made me laugh so hard! :P

Sarah | Sun, 02/22/2009

"Sometimes even to live is courage."
-Seneca

Blogging away!
busyscribbler.wordpress.com

thanks

thanks. I love to be random, probably a bit too much ;)

*************************************************
"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein

"Preach the Gospel. Use words if nesscesary." Anonymous

"Jesus is like Tide. He washes away what others leave behind." Anonymous

Tori | Mon, 02/23/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

LOL you're

LOL
you're good!
*************************************************
In this sinful world there is no such thing as "peace" unless someone strong enough is willing to protect and defend it. -Norm Bomer, God's World News

Anna | Mon, 02/23/2009

I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right. --The Book Thief

Tee-hee!!!! I love being

Tee-hee!!!! I love being random too. I'm a very random person.....
I love squash!!!

~Erin~

"Well Adam, the bad news is we're running out of time, the good news is I'm going to be the only one talking. Words aren't necessary but I would like to give you a standing ovation." -Simon Cowell, Mad World. ONCE IN A LIFETIME!!

E | Mon, 05/04/2009

"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond

Beeeee-you-ti-flee random!!

Beeeee-you-ti-flee random!! Love it!

"Life is a series of idiots all trying to be more profound than the last idiot. And in a moment someone will come along and try to say something more profound than what I have just said." - unknown, to me anyway.

Bridget | Mon, 05/11/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

Navigation

User login

Please read this before creating a new account.