The Doohinkles Go to a Party

Fiction By Tori // 2/23/2009

Story #2 of the crazy people...

MRS DOOHINKLE:So, honey, we have been invited to a party today.

MR DOOHINKLE:Ah. You know what? I like watching fish in conga lines.

MRS DOOHINKLE: Really. Well. Gooey, Looey, Dooey, and Fred should come with us, I think. I will tell them to find a derby car and starfish to bring.

MR DOOHINKLE:Nothing wrong with them starfishes.

MRS DOOHINKLE:What we need to decide is how to get there.

MR DOOHINKLE: Yeah, well, we could take the green car.

MRS DOOHINKLE: No,we won't take anything except our pig-cycles.

MR DOOHINKLE:Fine. But I want to observe some stars from the top of Lady Liberty at noon.

MRS DOOHINKLE:Whatever. Let's go.

At the party---

MR DOOHINKLE:Lady, I tell you, one more love song and I might have to eat a fish stick.

MRS DOOHINKLE: Please don't. We don't need another tree in our front yard.

MR DOOHINKLE:I saw you died your hair.

MRS DOOHINKLE:Yes. I think the green with yellow streaks goes so well.

MR DOOHINKLE: Have you seen our sons?

MRS DOOHINKLE: Yes, I have. Dooey is balancing a fork on his earlobe, Gooey is eating honey covered tomatoes, Looey is trying to do the jitterbug on his head, and Fred is...

MR DOOHINKLE:Just talking. I swear, there is something wrong with that kid. He acts too normal.

MRS DOOHINKLE: I wish I could arrest the store clerk at Wal & P's. He always puts my eggs on the top of the bag. I don't like whole eggs!

MR DOOHINKLE: Quite right. But I must get going. I still want to bungee jump off the Eiffel Tower.

The End